Friday Frights

I will most likely be unable to post anything tomorrow and I forgot about that until just now. So here is a video for you. Let me know if you think it's real or fake, frightening or hilarious.




I think that even if it is fake (which it probably is), it's still pretty wicked. I'm sorry I'm not posting more. Next Friday I promise to make it better. I seriously want to know what you think of this video though so leave me a comment.

Thursday Treats

Kitty Litter Cake (not vegan)

It looks so gross but I bet it tastes great. I am seriously going to give this one a try soon.

Photo by Michael L (Flickr) and Chocolate Candy Mall.

What you need:

• 1 new kitty litter pan, liner, and pooper scooper


• 1 chocolate cake mix


• 1 white cake mix


• 2 large packages of instant vanilla pudding


• 1 package of white/vanilla sandwich cookies, crushed


• 1 package of mini Tootsie Rolls


• green food coloring

Directions:

1. Prepare and bake cake mixes normally. Let cake cool.


2. Prepare vanilla pudding and chill.


3. Crush cookies and separate into turds, I mean thirds. Add several drops of green food coloring to one-third of the mixture and stir.


4. Place Tootsie Rolls in microwave a few at a time, and heat for about 20 seconds or until soft enough to shape. Make them look like poop. lol


5. Crumble cooled cakes into a large bowl. Toss one-third of cookie crumbs and pudding together with the cake.


6. Pour mixture into lined kitty litter pan, tucking some of the Tootsie Rolls throughout.


7. Sprinkle whatever is left of plain crushed cookies on top and then the green stuff. Lightly roll some of the Tootsie Rolls in the crumbs for effect and scatter them around the top. Drape one or two over the edge of the litter box.


8. Chill and serve with the pooper scooper.
   

Enjoy!!!

Credit goes to Chocolate Candy Mall.

If anyone makes this, please let me know how it turns out.

Slime Smoothie (vegan)

Ingredients:

2 cups spinach
1 medium banana
1/2 cup of nondairy milk (I would use Silk)
1/4 - 1/2 avocado, optional
2 - 4 ice cubes, if desired

Directions:

Put everything in blender, blend until you got yourself a smoothie. Easy right?

Makes: 1 smoothie
Prep Time: 1 minute
Cooking Time: varies

Credit goes to vegweb.com

Please send me your Halloween recipes (with pictures please). You will get credit. Just send them to chloes_crypt@hotmail.com with the subject Halloween Recipes.

A Week In The Crypt

Morbid Mondays

I will post about the most morbid and disturbing things I have come across lately. It may be a movie I watched, a book I read, a picture....you get the point.

Terrible Tuesdays

This will be the day that I post about terrible movies and what not that I love even though they are really bad.

Wicked Wednesdays

Wednesday will be all about HALLOWEEN!!!

Thursday Treats

I will be posting yummy and creepy treats. I will have a recipe for both vegan and non vegan or I will post two recipes, one for each.

Friday Frights

I will post pictures, videos and reviews of things that you may find frightening.

Saturday Scoop

Saturdays will be the day I will be filling you in on some upcoming books, movies, video games and more.

Sunday Scramble

This will be the day that I post whatever.

Note: I just put this together within a few minutes so things will probably change. I will keep you updated with any changes I make.